"Look at this mess! I can't believe you sometimes. You treat this house like a hotel and now this? You're cleaning this up. Don't look at me like that, you're going to do it. Nobody else is going to do it for you. It's time you learned to take responsibility for yourself and your actions. If you want to go out with your friends and stay out all night drinking, fine. But don't you come back home and throw up all over my bathroom. Look at it! It's all over the walls as well!"
"Well, you can't blame me for that."
"I can't wait to hear why not."
"If you use a paint called 'Atomic Vomit,' you're just asking for trouble, aren't you?"